"The real secret of happiness isn't finding treasure, it's giving it. "

If the only tool you have is a hammer, your problems all look like nails.
--Anonymous

If all you have is a hammer, your problems don't involve nails.
If all you have is nails, you might want to talk with that hammer guy.
--Von Riesling

Viktor Von Riesling

At first glance, Viktor Von Riesling seems to have had several careers. A noted herpetologist, professor at the Universität für Bodenkultur in Vienna, flummux pilot, spelunker, sommelier, and author of The Art of Mopping.

His involvement in the earliest stages of thaumaturgic cartography have made him an international figure. His imposing stature, sardonic wit, and penchant for throwing chairs to emphasize a point make him a dynamic speaker. You can find him in Amsterdam, Paris, Santa Barbara, London or his laboratory in Studio City, California.

Most recently Von Riesling has been working on a GPS related invention as well as thaumaturgic analysis of supernatural phenomenon.

Sketches from the Island of Limuw